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-damien (i logged in heehee)
The Less Than Divine ComedyThe Less Than Divine Comedy by DesdemonaKakalose
The local headlines read:
LATEST CORPSE DISCOVERED IN LOCAL LIBRARY
Sunday night, an unidentified body was recovered in the Religion section of the Leonard Nimsy Public Library. The body was shredded to piecemeal some hours earlier and reassembled apparently on the spot, lying in crucifixion position with glasses placed carefully beside him. Johnny, as our police have taken to calling the elusive mass murderer, seems to have taken special care with this victim. The remains were scooped up and deposited in the morgue, awaiting contact from friends or family. When none were forthcoming, the police issued this description: six foot, male, brown hair and dark skin (most probably Latino), goatee, dressed in slacks and a green t-shirt. As of now, still there have been no claims. On Monday, blood writing was discovered beside the scene of the discovery, fingerpainted on the spines of nearby books. The script reads: Edgar Christ. The meaning is unknown at this time.