TheDibHuman

my stupid cat clawed my face open. I FUCKING HATE HIMMMMMMM

So, I got payed today, and I went to Goodwill to buy some shirts. When I was there I saw in the case a brand new The Sims 3 World Adventures EP. IT WAS 14 BUCKS WHAT A DEAL RIGHT? I bought it, and the woman told me it was brand new, that they got it from a vendor. So i was like "sweeeet" so i go out to the car and unwrap it, and there was no fucking disk inside. So I thought, hey ill go ask what thats all about, and i go in there. And she says, "oh thats weird, its brand new, the disk should have been in there" and she looked around for it. Then she called her manager, and this PAINTED UP WHORE shows up, and shes like "whats the problem

When you are kissing someone, you aren't supposed to flop your tongue in their mouth like a dirty sausage and just leave it there.